Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your
bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: Where do you take a frog with bad eyesight?
A: To the hopticians.
Q: Why can't leopards hide?
A: Because they are always spotted.
Q: What's green on the inside and white on the outside?
A: A frog sandwich.
Q: What's red with black stripes?
A: A sun-burnt zebra.
Q: Why did the chocolate drop go to school?
A: Because he wanted to be a smartie.
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